| Roster 2008-2009 |
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ESSEC Basketball Season 2008-2009
Kareem #0 Lebanese by birth, before starting his basketball career Kareem Alaballa Mustafa Stanley Gandhour was a trained assassin and bomb sniffing dog. Now a triple threat basketball player, he can be seen blewing himself up and down the court. Mike #40 Se reconnait à son flow intarrisable. Mike finit tous ses matches sur le banc, mais bon il essaye...Et puis on peut écrire n'importe quoi parce que bon, il comprend rien... Guillaume #11 Qui? Remi #9 The love child of a retarded dinosaur and a mexican gardener, half brother of Rodrigo, Remi Martin has struggled to crawl out of the shadow of his predecessor Jerem. When he isn't taking it up backside from Almamy, he can light up the court with his fancy passes. Jerem #21 For the first time, El Capitan "hit the shot", "put it in the hole", "wrestled the hairy monkey" (what??)... She, who will remain unnamed has been quoted as saying the experience was "almost like real sex with a man". Ben #12 Things don't come easily to the Jewish Gorilla. He be making ouch on his head when those big old ceilings are too low. He make fall down with big bump and pow. And after it hurt real bad till mamma makes it better with her magic honey kiss. (c) Chris (who else...) |